32flatbreads is an amazing weather phenomenon first observed by Professor Spencer Staiger at the University of Winnipeg in 1988. Hailstones were whittled into bread-like shapes by passing warm air currents before falling to the ground. Upon collection, there were exactly thirty two breadstones found throughout the city.

Now, 32flatbreads is a collection of mystery pages on the internet collected by #caffeinelounge, a federally-funded research institution dedicated to determining which pie is the best. We've got 32 flatbreads, but a bitch ain't one. (If you're having bread problems, we feel bad for you, son!)

As of today, 919 flatbreads have been collected and recorded. (close)

9/3/10

shellfish pimp

9/2/10

the worst

9/1/10

beard

8/30/10

a duck that is pretty cool

8/27/10

cancer

8/26/10

situation

8/26/10

let's all do it

8/26/10

double-stuff topic

8/25/10

the residents are weird

8/25/10

focus group

8/25/10

the learning channel

8/24/10

incomprehensible

8/24/10

the president and the mouse

8/24/10

OUR GRACIOUS HOST

8/23/10

breakdown

8/23/10

return

8/23/10

relax

8/21/10

UP ALL NIGHT XXXVIII

8/12/10

E3

8/9/10

highly explosive

8/3/10

the future of sound

7/30/10

bonaparte

7/30/10

i am the internet. welcome to my website

7/30/10

flail

7/29/10

flail

7/29/10

19

7/29/10

#CL BREAKFAST SPECIAL:

7/29/10

JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOR PANCAKES

7/28/10

my life is awesome

7/22/10

and it's going in the topic

7/22/10

the redneck past of music

7/22/10

the future of music